Other Perks of the Job....

Writing the stories of other people's lives can get dull but, gee, how I describe my work day is so all-fired interesting. So, what did you do at work today, Gnomey?

• "Well, I killed off her husband. Heart attack. Yes, it was quite messy. He had some nice last words, though, which made it worthwhile."
• "I got to bestow and cure cancer twice this afternoon."