Flash Fiction Friday #29
I never said you were...
- Outright Plagerism:
- "I never said you were going to get anything good. That wasn’t in the deal. A structure, that’s it, that’s all that’s called for. The rest is word vomit, only big chunky clumps of phrase and the implied smell that comes along for the ride." (compliments of Just a Cool Cat)
- The Best of Evil and Manipulative Lines that Horrid Bitch said to me During the Course of our "Relationship":
- I never said that you always had to take out the garbage. I just assumed that because you always do it, that it is one of your favorite things. I'd never want to take that away from you.
- I never said you were funny. I just pretended to laugh. Was that misleading?
- I never said you had to love me. I completely understand if this dry husk of bedsweat and tears is unappealing to you. Go, one of us should live while we still have a chance, before the whole useless mess explodes into a black hole of nothingness and despair.
- I never said you had hairy earlobes but I reserve the right to demand that you shave them.
- I never said you had a small penis to Samantha. One of your other exes must have let that little cat out of the bag. Oops. Did I say little?
5 Comments:
Have a little faith, I enjoyed them both although the woman in 29 sounded mighty familiar.
I see you weren't kidding about the disclaimer, hilarious.
Great list, "I never said you had hairy earlobes but I reserve the right to demand that you shave them" - kills.
I swear I checked back time and time again for #28, better late than never.
i hope you kicked that bithc's ass to the curb and didn't wait for her to walk.
nice fff28.
walk good.
well, good riddence, I guess.
Not bad. That's what this is all about right? Creating something.
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