My True Colors (according to a silly internet quiz)

How Republican am I? Hmmm. I ask myself this question out of fear that a tiny elephant is hidden somewhere in my subconscious. I was reassured by the following results:

I am: 27% Republican.

"You're probably one of those people who still thinks that getting a blowjob is not an impeachable offense."

Are You A Republican?

Won't Mommy be proud? And Dad be shocked that there's even a quarter of it in there someplace!